Meet the bar staff...

Andy

Our big Daddy boss man; proud of his Scottish roots (cf. NYE) and new selection of Scotches; carries a man-bag; drinks Zubrowka and loves a jaunter round the golf course.

Elaine

Our resident intellectual, hails from Newcastle vie Paris, drinks Guinness, is really far too sophisticated for the King's Head but we're all hoping she won't notice.

Ant

A King's Head stalwart, a promising director of plays, drinks vodka, lime and soda (very slowly), wears purple, beatboxes, DJs. He's also on the lookout for love so if you are under 5'5'', brunette and can laugh convincingly at all his jokes then send us your CV today. Trial dates start next week.

Danny

Local boy: our skirting board is stronger than his nose, listens to dance/electro, drinks JD and sambuca (not together), loves Arsenal, has us all in stitches with his Boris Johnson impression.

Becky

Started out as Trainee Assistant Director in the theatre but it wasn't long before she was being roped into bar shifts. Rides a bike called Lulu whose basket is often the unfortunate receptacle of empty glasses. Is destined for greatness.

 

Imogen

Aussie chick who landed in London after months of travelling the world. Is cool as custard. An unsuccessful vegetarian who lends herself out for medical experiments. Don't call her Sheila.

Joe

Another local boy. Brilliant graphic designer in the making. Lives on sweets and chocolate. Loves a cockney song and has some dubious jokes about dinosaurs.

Barny

Relevant keywords (in no particular order): beard, Merckx, vintage, furniture, Landlord, Sylvanian Families...

Andrew

Think Steve Coogan but funnier. And younger.